rare is rare.

rare as rare gets, I’m wasted.
Thought I would say hi.

It’s early… here: 7:07 on 9/11 and I’m cooked. I worked in a city far from my house today. On the way home I decided to stop at a bar. There were naked girls there.. LOL… You may wonder if I am kidding. Am I?

I am in such a mood, hahahahahah. Someone dare me to do something…

I wonder why I am such a happy person, in general? Always try to be nice, always smile in the face of danger, always work hard and care about my clients.
Sometimes, it’s me time….  Big F to the world, it’s not my birthday but I’m gonna party like it’s my birthday.

I hope your days are good. I just met a girl from Vietnam a few minutes ago. I told her my name is Kim and I can speak a few words of Thai language. Now I’m home and I’m shoving food into my mouth, wiping off my fingers and typing while I chew.
My dog just came back inside. I’m happy.

There’s really only one reason I’m writing and that’s because of the ads on my last entry.

WHO KNEW CHINESE EAT BIRD’S NESTS? Swallow nest called “SS Blood” cost $365 for 5 oz.
I have never heard or seen such a thing. WTF???? Naturalnest.com – lmfao they pay $350 to eat some bloody nest?

I’m so glad no one is home because I’m eating like a pig.
If Nadiana were here I’d be picking her up and throwing her onto a huge bed of pillows. Yep, that’s right buddy… a huge bed of pillow.

I truly feel like hang-gliding.

Peace out.

P.S. I read on the naturalnest.com website that the “fake” bird’s nests are made out of “Malaysian rubber” — go figure… Malaysian rubber apparently is “pig skin” – do you think they made this up? What kind of nonsense is this… 5oz. of swallow nest called “blood nest” costing $365 makes good soup? Call the Imam.